Please Call me Aku or AG unless I give you permission to use my name.
Army Medic. Artist. Porn author. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I might even write a Drabble if I have the inclination. No, I likely will never not be an ass.
side blog to bayonetsandbibleverses.
note: I'd really rather be approached about any rumors people spread about me than to find I've been blocked by someone I thought I was becoming friends with.
Danny, fifteen but physically deaged to ten and freshly shat out of a natural portal into the DCU, realizes Gotham has a serious issue with trafficking.
Danny, who can turn invisible and intangible, takes it upon himself to act as bait and free the people who are victims of trafficking
Red Hood, who routinely dismantles trafficking operations, starts to notice Adoption Bait Danny being trafficked from one ring to the next, and that whoever is betraying these organizations and freeing the kids keeps missing this particular one.
#as a professional carnie i gotta say#wlw have a special inate ability at these games i swear to god#there used to be some kind of year#yearly retreat for?? idk what but it was made of almost entirely butch women#and there would be like a whole day the part was just overrun by gay ladies#and when the catering hall let their party out they all wanted nothing more than clean fucking house for their gifriends and wivesa#we all knew it was coming. wed all be like todays the lesbian day guys get everything stocked#and this isnt like the o be weird or something abt butch women being strong or athletic#i mean they would win games of chance way more often than straight couples#gay dudes do not factor in cuz we all suck balls at those games literally they were all awful#one very out gay coworker i had would openly tell them like look from one of us to another keep walking these arent for us they just arent#but girls? girls dating other girls? it was on sight they all won all the time (via @transkeiichi)
“Today’s the lesbian day guys get everything stocked” is sending me
That’s it, I wanna be taken out on a lesbian carnival date and get some plushies
I wonder if that’s why I was able to win my ex a toy at the shooting game.
Danny Fenton is what some might label a “mad scientist” which is completely uncalled for. I mean sure he has zero lab safety, scares everyone he meets, and might, on occasion, perform morally dubious experiments, but he’s the top person in the clean energy department, most of the machines he makes are made to help the environment, and he even helps donate to organizations to help clean up superhero battles. So why do supervillains keep trying to hire him?
I’d argue that due to his own accident being caused by bad lab safety, Danny is actually incredibly militant about it with his own labs.
To the point that it scares people who have to interact with him, who (incorrectly) assume that his terrifying demeanor when it comes to the idea of anyone not on his team coming into the lab must be due to him being up to some Fucked Up Shit, and not wanting anyone to know about his Evil Schemes. He yelled at Batman for trying to investigate! The Batman!! He *must* be Up To Something in there!
When really Danny’s whole mind set is there is No Reason someone lacking the correct safety and procedure training should even so much as *look* in the direction of his lab and all the dangerous (and very carefully and very safely stored) chemicals and equipment inside it. He knows damn well what can happen to someone - some *kid* - that doesn’t know what they are doing or how dangerous the things in his lab can be. He *DIED* because of his parents lack lab safety standards and even before that he and Jazz were heavily contaminated with ectoplasm to the point of it altering their DNA.
Mr. Wayne and Dr. Fox want a tour of his lab to see what he’s doing with all the funding Wayne Enterprises is giving him? Sure, fine, but they are completing ALL his required lab safety certifications first, and will be wearing all the proper safety gear and will not be left unattended at any point of time and even then only AFTER Danny’s two hour lecture on protocols and safety measures and he’s satisfied with their answers to the pop-quiz he’ll be giving them afterward.
This but Danny doesn’t follow ANY of the safety measures, so when they see Danny doing something he specifically said NOT to do, they freak out (which in the lecture he said not to freak out) so then he gets mad at them for being protective. xD
Or alternatively a fire starts somewhere but the fire extinguisher doesn’t work (maybe it’s expired since Danny hasn’t needed to use it for so long since he never has fires and didint think to check it) so Mr.Wayne and Dr.Fox try and find another one but Danny just, shoots ice at it? They have no idea what happened cause their backs were turned but the fire is gone and there’s an ice spike where the fire was (bonus points if the fire alarm is dead cause Danny got annoyed at the beeping anytime he needed to weld or do anything that caused smoke)
Bruce: Why don’t you follow your own safety rules?!?!?!??
Danny: I accidentally made myself immortal as a teenager. I will be fine. You however would die. I think it’s pretty valid for me to make sure mortals follow the proper safety procedures.
Bruce: How do you accidentally become immortal?!?
Danny: By dying wrong. I had an accident in my parents lab.
Bruce: I have even more questions now!
Danny: And they are not important! We are trying to create sturdy crops that don’t need pesticides here! Focus man!
Jonny and Kitty are the ghosts of The Wayne’s Parents, and they don’t remember Bruce until they got to Gotham for the first time since their deaths.
Ever since their deaths they had known something was missing. It had caused them so many arguments over the years. And they were still no closer to finding the cause. Not until Phantom fucked off to Gotham for college.
They tracked him down for a fight like the old days. But once they hit Gotham they remembered. Kitty gasped and clutched his hand tight.
“Our baby! Out little boy! Oh no! We gotta check in him!”
Jonny held in just as tight. He felt off kilter.
“ How the Fuck did we end up teens? We were nearing our 40’s back then! ”
Kitty whacked him hard on the arm. She never had liked being reminded of her age.
“You think we can shift to our old forms? I want Brucie to remember us.”
Jonny took a theatrical and unnecessary breath before he nodded.
“Yeah. We might wanna track down Phantom first. Get him to pull up a picture for us. And calm down. We don’t wanna scare our boy.”
She leaned on his shoulder and nodded slowly.
“ we need to know if he’s still at the manor too. He might be married? Or have kids! We need to check. ”
Martha surprises Bruce by hurtling herself through a wall while squealing about grand babies, and Thomas running after her saying they don’t need to scare their child
I can just imagine Danny barreling in after them.
Danny: Guys! This isn’t Amity Park! I know you’re excited but give them a minute!
Being cornered by the Joker would be a hell of a way for Ellie to unlock her version of a ghostly wail. Just saying XD
if we take the different elements that characterize ghostly wail:
- sound wave / voice
- area destruction
we can start from the principle that the fact that it is a cry and due to the circumstances of the death: death by crying.
Dani was born dead or cast (several times) and the closest to a death she’s had.
The fact that it is an area attack may be due to the very nature of the diffusion of the song, of course, but he is able to direct the attack like an attack in conne so I think it’s not only that. I suggest it’s a zone attack because danny came back hearing the cries of his friends.
Dani fought to live for herself.
I therefore propose an attack that hits a single target.
If the song is Danny’s way of communication, I propose touch for Dani and dehydration or on the contrary liquefaction as an effect. I prefer dehydration here so that the Joker’s body is easier to identify.
So Dani with a dehydrating touch: The ghostly caress (GW et GC for CW adopted ;D…sorry i found the wink funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
she pushes the joker away with one hand and he hits a wall, but above all his water stays put. It’s a dry (perhaps unevenly for even more body horror) and dying mummy slamming into the brick, bones shattering as the skin turns downright to dust where she touches it, leaving an imprint. of hands.
Everyone freezed as they absorb what is happening except Dani who is already running away and this creates enough of a lead to turn around the corner and make them invisible. Leaving behind only wet footprints as a trail
You are an evil genius! That would be deeply unsettling to watch. And with it being the FIRST TIME she’s ever used it. Ellie would also look fucking horrified.
So the bat family think they have a brand new meta on their hands. Who hasn’t used it before. Doesn’t know how to control it. Running around with a baby. Which is either hers or a sibling.
They are going to tear the city apart to try and locate them. Both for the kids safery, and Gotham’s.
In the mean time Ellie is stressed as fuck. Oh fuck that’s a horrid power to have. She never wants to use it again. But to protect herself and her brother? She will. Now she has to find shelter. And food. And pray they stay undiscovered.
Jason is going to be having big feelings about this as well. Like, oof. That teen? His personal hero. She just ended his nightmare. He owes her. If he finds her first? He’s just going into be like, the bats are after you. To look after you and protect others from you. Do you want that in your life? Or would you rather I hide you?
hooo, i feel so proud to be called evil genius :3 thank you 💜
the bats follow the footprints until it stops just around the bend and then scatters.
Then one of them sees drops on the ground indicating that they have fallen higher and higher, towards where ect
They add at least one flight to the young meta’s list of superpowers.Invisible Dani flies, she drips, she gasps on the verge of hyperventilation, a growing panic attack.
Baby Danny stirs and starts crying…and Dani has no idea why he’s crying! she doesn’t even have anything to feed him on her.
She barely holds back crying as the glass windows of the buildings vibrate disturbingly at Danny’s voice.
Danni herself is on the verge of tears as she searches the windows below the panic spanking the invisibility
I calls em as I sees em. And it’s a genius idea! 💜💜
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Don’t let the Russian “purists” win. AO3 is our “degenerate lgbt+ porn website” and where people go to post things that we wouldn’t put up elsewhere.
However, let them recover from the DDoS attack. Iirc, us logging on while they’re rolling things back can inhibit their ability to recover since they’re still under attack and everyone rushing to do stuff can accidentally overload them when they’re still struggling now.
people used to send me gore in the hopes of upsetting me but when I was an idiot teenager I wanted to be a forensic pathologist (lol. lmao) and read so many textbooks and saw so many dead bodies that images just don’t really faze me.
anyway one time someone sent me gore and when I didn’t react they used “is not upset by gore” as a bullet against me in a callout post. sorry for not being easy to trigger…?
“ruh-roh! this dangerous psychopath failed to be sufficiently destabilized by my attempts to traumatize them on purpose! stay safe guys xoxoxo”
I’m pretty sure most of my mom’s boyfriends thought I was a burgeoning serial killer because I wanted to go medical. To be fair, a number of medical do end up being serial killers, but I doubt it’s much higher than any other job.
Everyone knows the Ghost King!Danny fixing Jason’s Lazarus water since Jason has died making him Danny’s subject and Lazarus water is just corrupted ectoplasm trope blah blah blah. it’s one of my favorites! Now I raise you, baby!Phantom Danny meeting Red Hood for whatever reason doing the same thing instinctively and then panicking over it because now Red Hoods unconscious and danny has no idea what he just did and he can’t just leave Red Hood there and is batman gonna arrest him for it!?
Just a crying Danny on the rooftop
Any and all bats: hey bud.. what chu go there..?
Danny having a full tot meltdown thinking he’s going to get hung up by his sneakers in the batcave and eaten like those nice thugs warned him about: AAHHHHHHHHHHH-
Wired: Memes that point out that inequity in global healthcare access is the world’s leading cause of death.
There’s also antibiotic resistant strains due to poor education. I always explain to my patients that not taking a full run of antibiotics is playing Russian roulette with diseases. The ones that it doesn’t kill off come back deadlier and harder to kill and that’s how we get MRSA(methicillin resistant staphylococcus Aureus) and penicillin resistant TB and “super syphilis”.
I’ve seen so many shocked pikachu faces because they weren’t taught about antibiotic resistances and how they develop and how taking the full dose is how they don’t get a recurring infection with harder to kill bacteria.
That’s not even including the diseases that don’t have a test. While writing a paper in an epidemiology class I found out pertussis, known as whooping cough and the 100 day cough among others, doesn’t have a test. They base it off of reported symptoms and treat it with azythromycin (Z-pack). Guess how I realized I probably had whooping cough when the doctors told me it was just bronchitis from coughing for almost 4 months.
